Pet rock bar mitzvah!

Yo so me and my friends is going to a pet rock's bar mitzvhah! Mazal tov! be jealous now! The rock is now becoming a man! I am so proud of him! Then after the service eer are having a rockin party! Hahaha! With strobe lights yo! And fun and loud techno music! Hooray! And again MAZAL TOV PET ROCK!