Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The king and queen

in math class today i got extra bored so here is the result of my boredom.

I am friends with royalty! First the witch (who by the way is good) and now this. there names are queen Ramona and king Charles of Swatzerland no, i do not mean Switzerland. I meant Swatzerland home of the kazoo and the color magenta. They have invite me to spend the summer with them in their castle. Yay! there castle is amazingly amazing, it is called lizard, and their pet lizard is named castle. they are strange people. i cant wait to go! and meet their lizard!

Friday, March 6, 2009

I met a witch! (not really)

today i met some girl. she looks like a witch, and i asked her if she knew any magic spells, but she said no. then i asked her if she had a magic flying broom, and she again said no. then i asked her if she had a cat and of course she said no. This witch has no cauldron no wand no nothing! She is a witch without a doubt, but i guess she is a failure as a witch. so i asked her if she would be my best friend she said " i dont know you kid, but i guess so". so now i can honestly say that i am best friends with a witch, but she might have to go back to pezwarts and learn a thing or two about being a witch. ( for the record i dont really think she is a witch, she just looks like a witch to me)

Thursday, March 5, 2009


i don't know about you, but clackers are the best! they are two in one fun. you can piss off your family and friends and have fun clacking at the same time. everything about them makes me so happy. the noise they make, the colors!, and of course the fact that they drive people nuts! clackers! clackers! clackers! rhymes with crackers! clackers are the classic ADD toy for anyone who likes to have a good time. i can clack for hours! i bet you cant beat my record of 112

Pez dispensers are not just for dispensing pez.

Pez are very delicious there is no doubt about that, but what's better than the pez itself is the dispenser! here are some fun things that can be done with pez dispensers for fun.
  1.  a magic wand to play wizards you could be Harry Pezter from Pezwarts.
  2. puppets!!! if you buy the dispensers with heads on them they can be used as puppets,or PezPets, and you will be the hit of your child's birthday party ( WARNING DO NOT ATTEMPT UNLESS YOU NEVER WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR CHILD AGAIN)
  3. it makes a great FOB!
  4.  wtf is a fob?
  5. Pocket pal NEVER Be lonely again
  6. Drum sticks!!! take any two pez dispensers, and any hard surface, then pound away! you might find that you are actually good at the drums chances are your wont.
  7. Crash dummy! 
  8.  due to my ADHD this list ends at 8

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

The best ADD toy

recently i discovered one of the the greatest things ever created by man! Decorative Grapes!!!! have  you ever played with those things? they are the best! they make a great combination of soft yet stiff, and yes that is what she said. Decorative Grapes are a great ADD toy because they are useful for so many things and they are of course squishy and fun to poke and obviously squish. Give an ADD/ADHD individual like myself some of those decorative grapes and you wont see them for days! weeks! months! they always be too busy the Decorative Grapes. you have probably heard enough about this amazing functional faux fruit, why not buy some and let me get back to mine, they are getting lonely!